Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
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He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
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You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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