Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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