It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
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She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
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when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
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