dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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