In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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