Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
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WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
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Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
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