Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
Say something about gay babies.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Randomize
