Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
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She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
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So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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