she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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