went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
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I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
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Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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