I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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