They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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