Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
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Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
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Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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