i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
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She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
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I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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