I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
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she's into porn, im staying here tonight
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
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sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
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