Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
The struggles of a small town man whore
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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