Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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