i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
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