We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
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mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
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His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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