I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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