Got a toothbrush?
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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