Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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