i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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