where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
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we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
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He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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