The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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