What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Randomize
