when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
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just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
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Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
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