maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
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He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
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My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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