Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I think my fart just growled at me.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
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