Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
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you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
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Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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