PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
You need Xanax blowdarts
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
The struggles of a small town man whore
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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