I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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