I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
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Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
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well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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