if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
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