This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
I use my feet as sexual weapons
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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