I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
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Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
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Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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