nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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