Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry heymycorryna hasn't picked any favorites yet.

ADVERTISEMENT

(203): View more from Connecticut

i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA

Fav 14 5122 1030
share tweet
(225): View more from Louisiana

Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min

Fav 21 4584 811
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(607): View more from New York

people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.

Fav 32 3879 1264
share tweet
(757): View more from Virginia

Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town

Fav 39 7082 1185
share tweet
(412): View more from Pennsylvania

on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.

Fav 20 5818 1178
share tweet
(262): View more from Wisconsin

yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.

Fav 18 1454 4692
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(702): View more from Nevada

Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.

Fav 3 3821 1158
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(661): View more from California

I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now

Fav 2 715 507
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(406): View more from Montana

I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....

Fav 2 213 345
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT