dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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