My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
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your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
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Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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