And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
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