I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
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