belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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