I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
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It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
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BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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