PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
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