quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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