Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Can I color on your dick again?
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
You've changed since you got that strap on
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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