i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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