i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
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its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
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He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
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I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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