he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
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Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
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Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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