so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
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Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
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I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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