What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
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