How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
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I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
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He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
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